Lots of people ask me about my ideal lad and I don't know what to tell them. Because the truth is, I am okay with any lad who comes in my way. It will just be a bonus if he knows how to use his dangly-bits really well.

I have no criteria in my mind. I don't care if you think you're unattractive or you're the most handsome man in the world. I'm only after the one you have down there. What matters to me is if it's going to satisfy me or not.

I don't like sharing my pillows and bed with a man who can't give me immense pleasure. I only allow a man to sleep with me if he has good skills in bed. He has to be someone who can keep me motivated to wake up in the morning for another round of cou...

Not all women are brought to this world with sugars and rainbows. There are some who have been sprinkled with a little bit of bitterness and some pebbles. I am the latter and if that’s what you’re looking for, then why don’t you leave me a vagu...

Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

Stress from my work has made me always on edge and angry. I have this difficulty of defusing my emotiong using usual methods to have fun. It seems that drinking and shagging is the only thing that helps me relieve this stress. Do you think you can be...