I am always for the search of new experiences and adventures. Chatting is the new adventure for me right now. I would enjoy someone who can keep my fanny dripping wet while we are chatting on the phone. If you think this is you, then chat me up!

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I miss the way a man makes me feel, but most of all I miss how he jackhammers me with all his strength. Does that kind of man still exist? If so, please let me know. I'm dying to experience ecstacy with you.

I'm not so romantic which surprises a lot of blokes. I don't want to get attached or to let men feel that they're special in my heart. I'm playful, and it would be annoying to be with someone who'll get angry when I flirt with other men.

I love sunbathing on the beach whenever the weather is not dreadful. I get to wear the swimsuits I've collected, eye-catching and vibrant. Getting a tan is what I would like to avoid, that's why I scope out a bloke to lather my skin in sunblock. I wo...

Inspired to wake up in the morning with the thought that a man somewhere is waiting to find me. Would love it if his mind is overflowing with sexual thoughts. I'm fond of talking about sex all throughout the day. Actually, sexting is one thing that k...