Before I tell you about myself, you should answer a very important question. Would it fit me to wear a thong or panties? Or should I wear nothing at all when I'm in the house? Make me smile with your answer. This can be the start, honey.

I have to warn you, the things that fall out of mouth will make your cock stand up in attention. I don't care who hears what runs through my head, once you hear what I have to say-- you'd be eager to make those daydreams come true. I'll have you leak...

The packaging doesn't matter, it's the contents that should leave you speechless. The filthy gifts that I have in mind will have you panting and I have no qualms about making your wishes come true. Strip off my wrapping and I'll surely not disappoint...

Hanging around in the university library has become a habit of mine. Not to study, rather to scope out the dashing gents who come and go. Picking one out to drag into the secluded shelves and snog him senseless before walking away like nothing happen...

Whenever my roommate is not present at our flat, I take that opportunity to go starkers while doing some chores. I don't know if many will agree with me but I think being completely naked indoors is really comfortable.

Blimey! You'd think that a woman would be given the best by the bloke they married, but I guess not. I have been responsible for my own orgasms for the past decade and I am gagging to pass on that responsibility to someone else! From quick shags in t...