I'm in search of a man who knows how to listen to the songs from the deepest part of my soul. He should listen intently and dance with it. It would be nice to have someone who'll look straight into my eyes and knows right away if I'm fine or not.

While I'm young, I want to have a shag with just anyone. Would be better if they come from different cities with different jobs. I could give the best jobby if they know the best time to put their knob into my fanny.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

My mind is clouded with dirty thoughts that are waiting to be unleashed at the right time with the right bloke. The manky thoughts I have are the reason for my undying wet dreams. If you are as naughty as me, then we should do the right thing. Let's ...

I really think that life is not all beer and skittles. There are really times when we need to endure some difficulties just to get what we want. Just like when having sex, we need to move and sweat a lot first before we achieve the satisfaction we wa...

I want a pervert bloke; someone who's not shy to confess his feelings. I'd be happy if he's not afraid to kiss me in public or when he's there to hold my hand and hug me from behind when I'm unsure of myself.