The best thing about me is my overflowing lust. I will never back down when you tease me. I will talk dirty to you and tell you all the things I want to do with your body until you can't hold in your lust. We should continue teasing each other until ...

I like how some pasta can be curly while others are straight. It's like sex. You either go in circles or go straight to your destination. If you ask me, I'd say I like both. Same shapes and pounding can be boring.

A shy bloke is a good change of pace from all the pompous and pretentious pricks out and about. I'm quite vocal and would often be the one to initiate activities, especially when it comes to shagging. When I feel randy, I want a dipstick in my quim a...

I may look like an angel sent from the sky above to make the world a better place, but I am nothing like that. I am more of a devil who broke through the gates of hell to sow the seeds of lust all over the world.

I am too old to be looking for love. I am here because I am quite bored and horny of my daily life. I would like to have someone who can spice up my life and make me feel alive again. It would be great if he can make me laugh and cum hard.

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?