Inspired to wake up in the morning with the thought that a man somewhere is waiting to find me. Would love it if his mind is overflowing with sexual thoughts. I'm fond of talking about sex all throughout the day. Actually, sexting is one thing that k...

I'm still a working gal, believe it or not, and I supported myself all my life. It recently dawned to me how much time I've spent sitting in an office chair when I could be sitting a lad's lap. I hope it's not too late to be chasing joysticks.

To nick a kiss is one skill I'd like to be good at. I'm the type of lady who's impatient. I don't like waiting in vain for a man to initiate something sexual. If I want something, I make sure that I get it regardless of the price that I have to pay.

Being stuck in the same situation for a long time brings boredom to my life. It's as if I can't get out of it. Who would like to add colour to this mundane routine I have? To cheer it up a little bit? Anyone?

Grabbing a pint at the first pub I walk through as soon as I clock out on Fridays is one of the most fulfilling events of my week, been doing it for years. What would make it better is a gent who'd let me tie him to a chair and play with him like the...

I'm a bit late to the game, I glued arse too much to the office chair and now regret having to miss out on opportunities like shagging gents in the pub or in the back of a car. Nonetheless I still have a lot of kick in me, particularly tricks that co...