The most important thing for me now is having someone who can show me how to have a good time. I don't give a fuck about having a man who will live with me for the rest of my life. There are only a few years left in my tank, so I want to spend it in ...

The best way to make a lady like me fall for you is by having the proper tool inside your pants. If you are a bit lacking down there, then learn to compensate through other means. I don't like men who have small dicks and have no sense of humour at t...

The quiet type but I scream, moan, and curse when fucked right. I don't show my naughty side to just anyone, I want to get to know them first before I start to let the "freak flag" fly. So leave this little lass a message, I'll keep in touch soon!

I'm not here to find someone who I can have serious and romantic relationships with. I am also not here to find a lad who I can marry. Instead, I am here to find someone who can call time to the dry spell that my pussy is experiencing now.

Corsets make me feel like a temptress ready to make fantasies come true. I have quite a collection and have used them every chance I could get. Adding in a whip and leather cuff doesn't hurt either, especially when they start misbehaving.

Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.