Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I spend most of my Saturday mornings lying down in bed and doing nothing at all. I consider this my calm before the storm because things get crazy at night during my weekends. I enjoy bar hopping and drinking non-stop. Sometimes, I also like to bring...

I am always for the search of new experiences and adventures. Chatting is the new adventure for me right now. I would enjoy someone who can keep my fanny dripping wet while we are chatting on the phone. If you think this is you, then chat me up!

Getting off is my cup of tea. I can imagine doing it every day of my life. It's just fantastic. So I'm looking for a fine lad who'll make me bloody chuffed once in a while. But to clear things up, I'm not ready to get hitched. I just want to have a m...

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

Grooming is an utmost priority. Making sure that the downstairs area is presentable and always look appetizing enough to devour. I also prefer blokes who shave, if not trim it a bit, nothing to tickle my nose when I give them a good blowjob.