People often refer to me as a delicious wine because I become tastier as I age. However, only a handful of people can handle the kick I got. I might get you drunk with pleasure and fuck you until you become unsure of who you are anymore.

May not look like it, but I still have a lot of bite left in me. I thrive in taking charge of someone else's pleasure, telling them what to do and when they're allowed to cum. Hearing them whine, moan, and groan leaves a delicious taste in my mouth.

There's something about a lad who knows his way around the kitchen that makes me want to fuck me hard. I am not a good cook, but I think my body is tasty enough to offset that. You do all the cooking, and I'll be in charge of all the eating.

I'm probably bloody horrible at flirting now but I'm still going to cast a line in case someone takes the bait. I'm not as flexible as I'd like to be but I'll be sure to makeup for it. Other than that, I'm not looking for anything serious. It's been ...

I like lads who act like a complete knucklehead but can perform well in everything they do. The stark contrast between their relaxed and carefree personality and serious self makes me want to take them home with me.

My sex life is as dry as the Sahara dessert and I do not appreciate it one bit. I mean, it would be lovely to be wooed from time to time, but a good shag is hard to come by at my age. Not impossible though, I just know it.