Making a lady like me pleased is easy peasy. You just have to show me how hungry you are for me and how much you want to taste me. And I suggest that you do that by talking to me in a very dirty and slutty way.

My sex life is as dry as the Sahara dessert and I do not appreciate it one bit. I mean, it would be lovely to be wooed from time to time, but a good shag is hard to come by at my age. Not impossible though, I just know it.

Build sexual tension. That's the very first thing I love a man to do for me. I want to feel that we have sexual connection before we start kissing and touching each other. A strong chemistry should be present in all of my sex affairs.

Some people don't like me because I don't smile often. I've been told that I have a mysterious look. I look like I'm up to something even when I'm not. Why people these days so quick to judge?

I'm a huge fan of lads who have a hairy chest and tan skin. They look like Greek gods who came all the way down from heaven to make me feel ecstatic. When you look at their tan legs, you'd realise they look enticing and unbreakable.

My relationship with my sister is perfect. We always go to shopping centres to buy clothes, eat in restaurants that serves scrummy food, and watch movies. We usually go home together, but there are times we can't. Ask me why.