A bloke with nice hands and a huge dangly-bits is what I have been craving for. I desire someone who has hands that can cup my strawberry creams perfectly and who has a junk that can please my fanny in the best way possible.

When I'm randy, watch me grab your hand and lead you to sofa. Watch me push you onto the sofa as I undress you. While it's hot when a man takes what he wants, it's satisfying to take control and grind on him.

A lad who wants to be should know that the only way to my heart is through my stomach. If you want to have a connection with me, make sure that you’re good at either baking or cooking. But you should be the best under the sheets.

If I am to choose between receiving flowers and receiving a hard knob with baby batter, I think I will immediately choose the latter. Actually, I am the kind of lady who is not romantic and who is not fond of mushy things so it wouldn't make sense if...

I can't wait any longer for the pefect type of man that I've carved in my brain for too long. I'm older now. As the day goes by, it's becoming more impossible to hold on to my lust. Will you help me ease my desire to keep my sanity?

Serious relationships make me hurl, I don't plan on getting tied down. Life is too short to just stick to one dick, which is why I don't. I'm not cold hearted nor am I a slag though, I appreciate the blokes I spend the night with and try to show it t...