I suggest that you look past my age and just think about the different kinds of pleasure that I can bring to your body. Also, I may not be the sexiest woman here but I am confident to say that I am the best woman you'll ever have in your bed.

Sexting has become one my favourite pastime. I always appreciated written words of any form, digital or by hand. Mobile phones used to intimidate me but now I can't go anywhere without it. I would even go as far as send racy messages while riding the...

Obviously, this old but scrummy lady is filled with sexual thoughts, making her randy every minute. She likes to imagine herself being teased in public before a well-endowed man pounds her from behind.

Walking into boutiques which sells racy and lacy knickers is my version of heaven on earth! The reaction I get when I take off my clothes in front of an excited young bloke is priceless. Plus it makes me feel like a goddess when I wear a new pair.

Artificial lube destroys my mood, so don't ever ask me if I use one or if you can use it on me. I have a lot of juices, so that's not necessary. If you're good, you'll see the sparkling clean cream from my fanny.

I play chess when I need to think or find a solution to a problem. I play the piano when I want to be inspired or when I'm already motivated. I clean the house to keep it from micro dust. I go to my bed when lust strikes.