To someone who's looking at my profile, hi. I just want to tell you that if you have questions in your mind you want to ask me, don't hesitate to send me a message, I'll answer them as soon as I get my hands on my phone.

Right now, all I can say is that I am on a sticky wicket. I am torn between becoming a nice person and becoming an even naughtier and dirtier one. Is there someone here who can help me decide? Message me!

Here's my way of describing myself. I'm the droll, sarcastic dame whose lips you want to smother up with a good round of torrid and passionate smooches. I'm striking, adventurous, frank, and possess a dazzling simper.

I can say that I am one of the hot and sexy mommas here in my area. But what's surprising is that, even though I'm hot, no one still dares to hit on me or to chat with me, at the least. What do you think is the reason? Is it possible that it's becaus...

I am the exact opposite of smart-ass, inconsiderate and miss know-it-all bitch who is only useful for flaunting her thighs and leaving disturbing impressions the crowd with her big yet artificial boobies.

I bake bread when I'm at home, but there's a twist. I only bake when I'm starkers and when the door is open. A fresh air helps me bake better. My bread is something never forget. Most always come back to have more.