I repay evil with kindness. If you spank me, you'd have the best handjob. If you choke me, I'd be delighted to take all of your hot string of pearls. If you slap my face, prepare for a glorious moment.

I feel like I'm wasting my time waiting for my king. As his queen, I should try to make a move hoping that we'll soon meet. So here I am. I have a strong feeling that we're going to have a cheesy conversation soon.

It is quite frustrating to know that I don't have any bloke in my life to please despite the sheer number of available men in the world. Well, I am sure the lad for me exists somewhere. I am willing to scour the world just to be with the stud who is ...

I still go out and grab a pint at the pub every now and then, I may be old but that doesn't mean that I'm gonna coop myself up in my flat. I'd even flirt with a few blokes when they come my way too, they'd even buy me a drink or two.

Going out during the weekends has long left my system. When you're in your 50s, staying in would be the best way to spend it. I would often pull out my collection of smutty novels then proceed to let my imagination and hands run havoc.

"All fur coat and no knickers", now I would love to take on literally. I have the physique to pull it off, curvy and buxom despite already at the age I am in. I still have the insatiable urge to ride any man that comes my way.