Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Honest. I'm not used to lying. If you ask where I've been the whole day, I'd tell you the truth. Sweet. I give lots of hugs from behind and gentle kisses in the morning. And I prepare breakfast in bed.

Growing up in a conservative family, I didn't have the chance to explore my naughty and dirty sides. Back when I was younger, I also didn't have the chance to flirt with a bunch of lads. But now that I am older, I am ready to try every naughty thing ...

I love cuddling while watching TV; it makes me feel safe when I'm around a man's arms. The feeling is so amazing like you're in heaven; I sometimes fall asleep. Other times, I intentionally do it because I like strong arms to carry me to bed.

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?

It's impossible for me to fall in love, but it's not impossible for me to be randy all the time. My mind is filled with filthy thoughts that are waiting for the golden opportunity to be freed. That'll happen soon as long as a naughty bloke finds me.