I miss licking someone's penis. I wish I could drag anyone into my flat, but I'm not that desperate. I'm a woman with needs, but I know my limits. I'm not the kind waits for a bloke to flirt with me with his eyes or messages before I do the same.

I am here because I’m feeling bored as hell. I’ve got nothing else to do figuratively and literally. If you’re a bloke who is currently living a dull and boring life, why don’t send me a message in a tick. Let’s have some fun and exchange v...

What I like to do the most is spending some time in the watering hole together with my mates and making sure that I get all the hard drinks that I want until I get tipsy but not up to the point that I am as drunk as a lord.

As I was writing this, I felt pitiful for myself. I mean, I never thought of doing this, but my life right now doesn't allow me to go out and mingle with hot singles. I think this is the easiest and most convenient way to have some dick, especially w...

When I was younger, I looked up to my sister because she was so nice and kind back then. But as I grew older, I realized that she's not really nice at all. She's just a pretentious bint who can't keep her hands to herself to the point that she let he...

I am a newbie to this kind of stuff. So please be patient with me because I don’t really know what to expect. If you have interesting and embarrassing stories about online dating that you want to share, feel free to message me. That would be a grea...