Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I am tired of hearing the words beautiful, gorgeous, and pretty. I wish men would be more creative with their compliments. I mean, who doesn't get sick of hearing the same words over and over again? Send me this kind of compliment, and you'll never g...

Not all women are made of sugar and rainbows. Some of us are born with bitterness and pebbles in our hearts. So if that’s what you’re searching for, I hope you’ll know what to do. But please don’t send me a sweet message. Something naughty or...

I have lots of fantasies I need help with! Just so you know, I can't do anything serious, this is purely for fun. If u think you can handle me get in touch ;)

Loves snogging that leads to shagging. Sex is one thing I'm willing to do for the rest of my life. It adds flavour to my ordinary life and makes me happier. On Saturdays, I don't normally sleep. I'm out drinking in a pub, flirting with blokes.

I am the kind of woman who is in constant search for someone to communicate with. The man I’m looking for should know how to listen and doesn’t judge. When you get to know me personally, you’ll get the following from me: respect, trust and a he...