It's been a while since a bee visited my flower. It's getting kind of dry now that it hasn't experienced a bit of shower for quite some time now. I am looking for someone who can revitalize my dying flower. Make it wet and glossy again with your tong...

I find flowers lovely, I always drop by a flower shop on my way home to grab a bunch to display. I wish picking up gents is as easy at just picking them up in a shop to bring back to my flat and shagging them senseless. That would be very convenient,...

They say that I seem like the kind of lady who leads men on and who leaves them hanging afterward. I can't really confirm nor affirm that because there are really times when I become unconscious of my own actions. Who among here thinks that I'm truly...

When I was up the duff with my first child, I was unbelievably randy yet my husband wouldn't even lay a finger on me. Now that I'm in my 50s, I never expected to be more randy than I was then. I hope I won't end up as disappointed and disgruntled as ...

I live a fabulous lifestyle by working hard and reaping what I sow. I think it's time that I get the pampering I deserve by shagging the fittest gent I can find. Oh the delicious things I have planned. I can almost taste it, yet still waiting for the...

Flowers and sweets are nice, but I would rather receive the best fucking shagging experience there is with a fit young bloke. I don't want to waste my time imagining the things I might miss out just because of my age.