People tend to refer to me as being the artsy type, which I am not opposed to. I like to express myself with abstract painting rather than with words. Want to know a secret? I paint while starkers, it keeps my clothes safe from splatters.

I should share what I love the most about sex. To be honest, there's only one I'm fond of. It is an out of this world kind of sex. I'd definitely enjoy it through reverse wheelbarrow, the shoulder stand, and doggy style. The one I'm talking about is ...

I bake bread when I'm at home, but there's a twist. I only bake when I'm starkers and when the door is open. A fresh air helps me bake better. My bread is something never forget. Most always come back to have more.

My crush is Tom Brady. He's real, and he seems to be wild in bed. I can see that through my eyes. But I know I can't have sex with the real Brady, so I'm looking for someone like him in any way who can make something moist.

Cleaning the house is my obsession. I feel happy when I see that the floor is so shiny and the rooms smell fresh. I don't hire a tweeny, for I want to do everything by myself. It's also a form of exercise for me.

If you could ask me one question about myself, what would it be? Sorry. I don't know how to write a proper profile, so I'll just answer your question as honestly as I can. Don't hesitate to ask me anything. I think it is better to do this than waste ...