My favourite gesture is when a lad kisses me behind the lugholes. It is bleedin' intimate and cute. Makes a bint have butterflies in her stomach. I just want a man who will do that to me and more. All I have at the moment is my hotdog pillow.

I will never ask you to love me. I deserve to be loved, and you deserve to be loved too. The thing is I can't reciprocate it which is unfair. I will feel bad about myself and especially for you if that happens. Promise me that you won't make me feel ...

Cheerful, loving, and caring! I fancy to bubtion -talk when I'm trying to convince someone. It somehow works, don't ask how? Just looking for a funny, sweet man, and has messy barnet. I find it bleedin' switched on and mafted.

A lad who wants to be should know that the only way to my heart is through my stomach. If you want to have a connection with me, make sure that you’re good at either baking or cooking. But you should be the best under the sheets.

There are five things that I want right now: 1. Long and relaxing hot tub session 2. Dark chocolate bars 3. Some peculiar plants 4. Someone to flirt and get naughty with 5. A very hard and erected knob.

People tend to forget how to be happy and satisfied when they mature. We tend to bury the child within us to survive. For me, this should not be the case. There's nothing good in doing everything seriously. It's okay to have fun once in a while and m...