The type of man that tickles my senses is like Sherlock in the British crime television series; someone who's mysterious and smart, except his being high-functioning sociopath personality because I'm not interested to be with a cold-hearted bloke.

I'm the kind of a person who looks through deep within, rather than judging someone with what I see on plain sight. I favour character over beauty, so if you want to be friends with me, you better not have a rotten personality.

Getting a lady like me aroused and horny is a piece of cake. You just have to tell me the things that you plan to do to my body and those things should be as dirty as possible. If you'd like to try getting me aroused, you already know what to do.

There's something about bad guys that makes me attracted to them. I am not talking about criminals or anything. I have a thing for a rugged-looking man who looks like he can rough me up real good on the bed.

I have a pair of "fuck me" heels and they work like a charm even after all these years. When I have them on, I know I'm gonna get thoroughly fucked that night-- and I do! I always feel confident and desirable as soon as I slip them on.

Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.