I am the kind of woman that you can bring home to introduce to your parents or to get-together with your friends. I’m not bragging or anything but I have the best qualities that a good lady is expected to possess. If you still can’t see that, how...

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?

Don't be mistaken by my age. Despite being a tad older compared to other girls in here, my lust for hardcore fucking is still as high as ever. I am looking for a guy who can quench my thirst for a man's touch. Someone who can let me experience heaven...

My big knockers never failed me when it comes to pulling lads. Since I've had them as a teen, it was easy to find a bloke who'd want a quick snog or shag. Now it gets me the chance to have fun in the bedroom despite how old I already am.

My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.