I'm not seeking a bloke who has a champagne taste and beer wages. Instead, I want someone who is practical, realistic, and unpretentious. I want someone who can be real to me and who won't even dare to pretend to be someone he's not.

I can describe myself as a hot neighbour who you have always wanted to get laid with. I do have a pair of bust that you'll surely enjoy as well as a pair of bum that you can slap anytime you want. Is anyone interested?

I'm a sweet, honest, caring, and funny lady. Plus I'm also incredibly romantic that I go the extra mile to prove how much a man means to me. I believe that if it's worth it, you gotta work hard for it.

What I hate the most is being yelled at. Whenever someone, especially when it's a lad, yells or screams at me, I instantly go spare. I get really mad and the only thing that can calm me down is a pint of dark chocolate ice cream.

If you are looking for a lady who can suck your dangly-bits in the best way possible, I may already be the one you're looking for. My tongue is well-trained when it comes to long-term licking and sucking and I'm sure that you'll be very satisfied wit...

I would characterise myself as free-spirited, somewhat of a risk-taker who’s not frightened to take uncertainties and attempt new things. You can easily refer to me as a passionate adventurer dowager.