If there's one thing in this world I would like to take with me when I die, it would be my favorite dildo. You might think I am crazy to bring a sex toy to heaven or hell. However, my pussy doesn't give a fuck where I am. Once it gets wet, I am oblig...

You don't have to adore me until we get old. What I'm only asking is for you to worship my body when we're in bed while we're young and able. I think you also ought to know that I have no intention to marry. You're safe in my pretty arms, honey. ;-)

Ever since I’ve been single, I have never once met a bloke who can make my whole body tingle the way it does whenever my former lover touches me. I’m starting to think that someone like him just doesn’t exist any more. What do you think?

The 2 guys I have slept with were both my age and were so disappointing! I had the feeling that they didn't really know what they were doing and I didn't even come close to having an orgasm! I've realized that I should go for older guys instead beca...

I am the person that my mates would go to when they need comforting. I want a bloke who would be comfortable with sharing their troubles with me. No need to hide or pretend to be tough around me, I'm not the type to judge.

My flat is cold, so to make my bed warm, I lie in bed and stimulate myself. I have a lot of juices in my fanny, so I squirt a lot. After I cum, I have to change the covers of my bed. You might think that I sleep after that. You're wrong. I continue t...