First of, I'm not a conservative or a classy lass. When it's my free time, I go out partying and drinking either with my friends or with strangers. The next thing that happens after that is something I don't remember.

I'm in search of a man who knows how to listen to the songs from the deepest part of my soul. He should listen intently and dance with it. It would be nice to have someone who'll look straight into my eyes and knows right away if I'm fine or not.

I do yoga first thing in the morning not only to stay in shape but also to stay flexible. If you're tired of cowgirl or missionary, we can try different yoga poses such as bridge pose, reclining belly twist, or plow pose for deep penetration.

Good provider. Nice Chap. Six-pack abs. Deal-breaker. These are things that blokes think we, lasses, are looking for, but to me they are all superficial. A panty peeler suits me just fine. What happens in my bed is more important than how someone loo...

There is no such thing as a perfect gentleman. Guys will always have flaws in them, so it's a total waste of time to look for a man who has everything. I don't care about money, respect, fame, attitude, or other shit like those. All I want is a prope...

Here's my way of describing myself. I'm the droll, sarcastic dame whose lips you want to smother up with a good round of torrid and passionate smooches. I'm striking, adventurous, frank, and possess a dazzling simper.