I hate people who badmouth others, but I do enjoy stabbing others in the back. You might see as a hypocrite because of that, but I don't give a fuck. If you don't want me to backstab you, then you better face me every time.

I drool if I see a fine man's bollocks. The next thing that I do, I lick those bollocks like a hungry hot beast. It's lovely to hear a guy groan out of pleasure. Hearing a guy moan makes me soaking wet.

Nowadays, finding someone to fuck is easy peasy. Some lads are even willing to offer themselves to me. But do you know what the hard part is? That would be finding a lad who is really good at fucking. I mean, the majority of lads know how to fuck but...

I bake bread when I'm at home, but there's a twist. I only bake when I'm starkers and when the door is open. A fresh air helps me bake better. My bread is something never forget. Most always come back to have more.

I have found that younger blokes are more open to using sex toys while shagging and that is delightful news! I am fond of experimenting and want a partner who is open to do anything. I have a drawer full of toys that I am gagging to try out.

Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.