Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

"I love pandas for the following reasons: 1. They are cute and chubby. 2. They can eat bamboo. The latter is the thing I like most. I've been wanting to suck a dick just the way pandas eat bamboos. Don't worry, I just want to suck a cock. I don't ...

I wouldn't deny the fact that I've been shagged by hundreds of men since time immemorial. My cunt is not that tight as enormous penises have ripped me apart. So I'm in search of a man who'll accept me for who I am.

Sloppy blowjobs and choking on cocks bring me a different kind of high. I ask the blokes I'm with to tell me how they want to get sucked or if they'd rather fuck my throat and make me drink down every last drop of their cum.

I'm a horny lass who's not into long-term relationships. I have no plans of settling down, so don't message me if you're looking for a future wife. But if you're after sex that is spiced with playfulness, I'm your lass.

Lick my pussy the way you want it. I'm not going to try to hold you back. Suck me from behind before putting your knob into my fanny. Jackhammer me like there's no tomorrow. Make our time memorable. I'll be waiting for you.