I was a dancer when I was a young lass but did not pursue it professionally. I did lose my virginity in a dance studio after everyone has left. I dragged the bloke I fancied during that time and made him watch how I rode his dick in front of the wall...

It's a tad frustrating to be old and horny at the same time. I've been single for so long that I seem to have forgotten what it's like to be with a man. I hope there is someone here who can let me remember what it feels like to be fucked hard again.

The process of making a full English breakfast is therapeutic for me. It brings me joy like no other, I take my time and savour the flavours rather than eat like a rabid dog. I have always kept my poise unless it's behind closed bedroom doors.

Wearing leather lingerie always tickles my fancy, nothing like an outfit to complete the fantasy and atmosphere. Whenever I wear costumes, I always go all out on it. I have collected enough clothing and accessories to make any fantasy come true.

The wildest place that I've shagged a bloke in is at the cinema while we were supposed to be watching a horror movie. He had to shove his fingers into my mouth at some point because of how I was moaning so loud.

I value comfort over being fashionable. I'd often be found in my flat wearing nothing but a white shirt and thigh high socks. I stay in rather than go out and party. Heavy snogging on the couch over uncomfortable groping in a bathroom stall.