If you are looking for a lass who will be loyal, faithful, and love you with all heart, then you are looking at the wrong profile. I am nothing like that. I can't give you a warm comfort or whatnots. The only thing I can offer is wet cunt.

Looking for a decent man who doesn't have high standards and can take me as I am. Because I'm only a lass who only has one dream, and that is to be pounded hard by a strong, charming man. Don't miss out on the fun we can both share together if you're...

Have fun with this woman of substance. Jackhammer her as if she's the brightest star in the cosmos. Don't let her think that she's in the autumn of her life. Whisper nice words in her ear. She'll definitely be in bliss.

Wears big glasses when I'm out of my mind. Wears skinny jeans, tight shirt, short skirts. Wears lingerie when I'm in the mood to flirt. Flips her hair unconsciously. Don't take it as flirting. It's natural for women to do it.

I admire movies have a sex scene. I'm very excited if the movie has erotic sex. One thing I want when I'm watching movies, I want to guess what happens in the next scenes and try to analyze if the scene happens to me what I'm supposed to do.

I do attend afternoon tea with the ladies whenever I can, but never found it entertaining aside from the gossips. It's the literal "spilling tea", as the younger gens say. What gets me going on a daily basis is wanking off in front of the mirror, tho...